Pocahontas: If you do any musical number about the colors of the wind, I swear I will summon a leafy tornado! Nightcrawler: BTW, I hope you don't teleport like I do, because I have both Disney AND Marvel lawyers ready to sue the blue-est part of your ass!
(I hope she doesn't find out about Avatar Land in Disney's Animal Kingdom...)
All is picture needed is John J. Dunbar with Nightcrawler and Pocahontas. In case you were wondering, John J. Dunbar is the character that Kevin Costner played in the 1994 film Dances With Wolves. When I saw Avatar, I actually thought it was Dances With Wolves with aliens.
You think those resemblances are close. Check out the Draenei from Warcraft. They are also alien blue people, with tails and pointy ears that are exceptionally tall and happened to live in a lush green place with floating islands and mountains and wild-life that is alien and fucked up.
And then Jake schools them on their differences. "Nightcrawler! You don't even LOOK like a cat! You look like a Demon! You were deliberately drawn that way! You don't even have stripes! I'm also four feet taller than you are, and ~I~ can't teleport wherever the hell I want! Why don't you go yell at the Blue Man Group while you're at it, I'm sure that my being blue is the only reason you're even here yelling at me!"
Pocahontas! MAd respect, sister! But seriously?! You think your concept is original? Like you're the first person to fight oppression and intolerance throughout history? Come on, lady, where's all that "walking the footsteps of a stranger" business? PRactice what you preach, please! YOu aren't even the first person to fall in love with someone of another race! Hell, Disney butchered your story to begin with! You never fell in love with John Smith in real life to begin with! If you're gonna be mad at anyone, be mad at Disney for bastardizing your story for corporate gain!
And hey..How the heck did you two even GET here?! You both had to time travel and then find some kind of transport to even get here, long time to hold a non-existent grudge! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have real problems to take care of..like a certain human Military figure hell-bent on destroying everything I care about!"
And then Jake is suddenly accosted by Crysta from FernGully. "OH damnit, not you, too! I don't have time for this!"
BUt in all seriousness? This is a badass piece. I'm just one of those whom can't help but see the argument from the side of the person being accosted. XD
Its weird. I never saw the 'Pocahontas' aspect of Avatar (at first). I felt it had a Ferngully vibe. But the thing with Kurt(Nightcrawler) is a coincidence. But that's my opinion...
Avatar = Deals with blue Aliens from another planet that have no real powers besides the tail-thing. Nightcrawler = Mutant born on earth that has awesome teleportation(not sure if that's spelled right or not) powers.